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101 Useless Transformations - Soft Body (Pt. I)“ ‘Soft Body’ spell… well, I’ve always wanted softer skin. Why not?” Carol wondered aloud to herself. She glanced over the spells’ instructions one more time and prepared to cast it on herself.
As she began the incantation however, she was startled by a loud noise, like someone crashing through the front door. “Carol! I’m homeeee!” Carol rolled her eyes. It was just her roommate, Eve, back from Potions 205. She continued to cast the spell.
Just as it took effect, Eve knocked on Carol’s door. “Uh… give me a minute.” Carol said, waiting for the spell to finish. Once it did, she got up and opened the door. “What?”
“Hey, I just… hm. You look different.”
“Huh? Oh, does my skin look better?” Carol asked with glee, “It’s already working!” she said, looking herself over.
“I don’t know about better… but you look… softer.
Detachable"I was in the bedroom with my fiance the other night and then something weird happened" Bret was in the bar talking to his two friends Jason and Dan.
"Something happened with Jodie" Jason said.
"Yeah" Bret continued. "We were you know... making love, in our home. We were kissing as we headed for the bed, stripping off each other's clothes. Then as I had her lying on my bed, I got to taking off the shoes and instead...". Bret starting laughing mid-sentence. "You are going to thing I'm out of my mind for telling you this.
"Try us" Dan said.
Bret sighed. "Her foot fell off."
There was a brief pause before Dan said with a skeptical look on his face. "Her FOOT fell off?"
"What do you mean by that? Said Jason.
"Her foot separated at her ankle, from the rest of her leg" Bret explained. "Not sure why that happened, I didn't know it even could."
"Was it a prosthetic?"
"Strangely no, it felt just the way a foot should. Just don't know why Jodie wouldn't tell me about this though."