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Detachable"I was in the bedroom with my fiance the other night and then something weird happened" Bret was in the bar talking to his two friends Jason and Dan.
"Something happened with Jodie" Jason said.
"Yeah" Bret continued. "We were you know... making love, in our home. We were kissing as we headed for the bed, stripping off each other's clothes. Then as I had her lying on my bed, I got to taking off the shoes and instead...". Bret starting laughing mid-sentence. "You are going to thing I'm out of my mind for telling you this.
"Try us" Dan said.
Bret sighed. "Her foot fell off."
There was a brief pause before Dan said with a skeptical look on his face. "Her FOOT fell off?"
"What do you mean by that? Said Jason.
"Her foot separated at her ankle, from the rest of her leg" Bret explained. "Not sure why that happened, I didn't know it even could."
"Was it a prosthetic?"
"Strangely no, it felt just the way a foot should. Just don't know why Jodie wouldn't tell me about this though."